Dear Nate Berkus, Let me introduce ourselves. We are the Coulters. Dad (Jon), Mom (Kristina), twins Max and Charlie (5 mos), Alice (2), and Sam (4). Here is a recent photo of our family trip to Disney World a few weeks back. This photo is a great illustration of our daily life. Someone’s always protesting something. Thinking about using this as our family Christmas card next year. We would love for you to come to Portland and help us with our new house! We would give you complete free reign in our Trapzoid Room. You could make it into a giant fort if you wanted and we would love it. Want a space four kids to go nuts so we don’t go nuts. We can barely make dinner, keep up on laundry, let alone sleep with two infants. I can’t really go anywhere by myself, so I am trapped at home. Would love to have it be a place that we love and makes life easier. If you would like to see more photos of our Wonderland home, here it is, pink sink, pink toilets, and all: Glen House Photos (“Glen” is our house’s name BTW) We promise to be as charming as is possible with four small children for your audience. I am not gonna lie. Our life is not always pretty, but could make for interesting in viewing to say the least. So come quick! If you come here, I will buy you a beer or a good cup of NW coffee. Or both.  Sincerely, Kristina, a mom in need 

Dear Nate Berkus,

Let me introduce ourselves. We are the Coulters. Dad (Jon), Mom (Kristina), twins Max and Charlie (5 mos), Alice (2), and Sam (4).

Here is a recent photo of our family trip to Disney World a few weeks back. This photo is a great illustration of our daily life. Someone’s always protesting something. Thinking about using this as our family Christmas card next year.

We would love for you to come to Portland and help us with our new house! We would give you complete free reign in our Trapzoid Room. You could make it into a giant fort if you wanted and we would love it. Want a space four kids to go nuts so we don’t go nuts. We can barely make dinner, keep up on laundry, let alone sleep with two infants. I can’t really go anywhere by myself, so I am trapped at home. Would love to have it be a place that we love and makes life easier.

If you would like to see more photos of our Wonderland home, here it is, pink sink, pink toilets, and all: Glen House Photos (“Glen” is our house’s name BTW)

We promise to be as charming as is possible with four small children for your audience. I am not gonna lie. Our life is not always pretty, but could make for interesting in viewing to say the least.

So come quick!

If you come here, I will buy you a beer or a good cup of NW coffee. Or both. 

Sincerely,

Kristina, a mom in need 

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